I Personally Think We Developed Language Because of Our Deep Need to Complain.

If Any Person Wish to be Idle, Let Them Fall in Love.

Miracles Do Not, in Fact, Break the Laws of Nature.

I Don’t Make Jokes. I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts.

Countless As the Sands of the Sea Are Human Passions.

Love the Art in Yourself and Not Yourself in the Art.

I’m Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, is Unaware of it.

Where There is No Vision, There is No Hope.

Life is the Art of Drawing Without an Eraser.

True Love Cannot be Found Where it Does Not Exist, nor Can it be Denied Where it Does.